Perks to not being christian:
•I can smoke on Sundays.
•I’m not an ignorant asshole who thinks that only their opinion is right and that ‘everyone else is a dumbass sinner who is going to go to hell for not believing in jesus our lord and savior’.
I get so sad not even cute cat pictures can make me smile.
im gonna find ya
I’m gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
When I die I feel like my last words will be “why do you have to walk so fast omg”
Why is everything I want to do illegal